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losing my language.
1 min read
in the past 5 years ive been writing and speaking so much english compared to norwegian that when i do talk to my norwegian parents, they can hardly understand me, because most of the words i use are english and i either dont know or cant remember the words in norwegian.
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Asshole
4 min read
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about a dream.
About me, about you, about the way our human hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know…
(SUNG)
I'm just not a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm not your average white suburbanite slob.
I dont like football but porno and books about war.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
ill go on youtube and say what i think
While people who read me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I make fun of creationist views,
While creationist people make creationist faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong…
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(SPOKEN)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself an Electric motorcycle, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow seat and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 60 miles an hour, getting 0 mile per gallon, sucking down chocolate milkshakes and waffles. And when I'm done suckin' down chocolate milkshakes and waffles, I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the bible and then toss the biodegradeable containers right out the side, and there ain't a fucking thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the science, that's why!
one word-- science, OK? iran, iran, afghanistan - they can have all the religious bullshit they want. They can have a religious cakewalk right through the middle of mecca and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? Carl Sagan's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for myelodysplasia, we're gonna thaw out the "billions guy" and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the "billions guy" gonna be.
I'm gonna get Carl and Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens (Hey) and Stephen Hawking (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas… (Hey, Hey, Hey)
(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut up and sing this song pal.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
A – S – S - H - O – L – E.
Everybody, A – S – S - H - O – L – E.
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung Achng Tum Chng Fum Afung Fung Ooh
(SPOKEN)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
About me, about you, about the way our human hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know…
(SUNG)
I'm just not a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm not your average white suburbanite slob.
I dont like football but porno and books about war.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
ill go on youtube and say what i think
While people who read me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I make fun of creationist views,
While creationist people make creationist faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong…
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(SPOKEN)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself an Electric motorcycle, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow seat and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 60 miles an hour, getting 0 mile per gallon, sucking down chocolate milkshakes and waffles. And when I'm done suckin' down chocolate milkshakes and waffles, I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the bible and then toss the biodegradeable containers right out the side, and there ain't a fucking thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the science, that's why!
one word-- science, OK? iran, iran, afghanistan - they can have all the religious bullshit they want. They can have a religious cakewalk right through the middle of mecca and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? Carl Sagan's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for myelodysplasia, we're gonna thaw out the "billions guy" and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the "billions guy" gonna be.
I'm gonna get Carl and Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens (Hey) and Stephen Hawking (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas… (Hey, Hey, Hey)
(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut up and sing this song pal.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
A – S – S - H - O – L – E.
Everybody, A – S – S - H - O – L – E.
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung Achng Tum Chng Fum Afung Fung Ooh
(SPOKEN)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
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my thoughts on copyright.
1 min read
just because something is law doesnt make it right or wrong.
rebellion, gay marriage, interacial relationship,slavery etc.
all used to be illegal and legal respectively, but because of changes to the law have made the world a better place. i say that in the future, the law must change so that anything that is put onto the internet in whole, the creator of the subject forfeit the copyright to said subject.
because it will be impossible to police current copyright law.
and trying to do so will endanger freedom and liberty for all citizens of the internet.
the only the only OTHER solution would be a giant splinternet that is more policed than current united states airports.
rebellion, gay marriage, interacial relationship,slavery etc.
all used to be illegal and legal respectively, but because of changes to the law have made the world a better place. i say that in the future, the law must change so that anything that is put onto the internet in whole, the creator of the subject forfeit the copyright to said subject.
because it will be impossible to police current copyright law.
and trying to do so will endanger freedom and liberty for all citizens of the internet.
the only the only OTHER solution would be a giant splinternet that is more policed than current united states airports.
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my hero. adam savage.
1 min read
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land of north carolina!
1 min read
yay! america! land of the fucking FREE!
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY CANT DO!
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY CANT DO!
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